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About Me Official Beta Tester Wise Ass TaurusJ21/Male/Germany Recent Activity Deviant for 2 Years
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Swine Flu....

Sat Nov 14, 2009, 5:47 AM
I HAZ IT. D:
AND I FAILED DeviantDead...


LET THE PITYPARTY COMMENCE


*coughs another part of lung out*

  • Mood: High
  • Listening to: Body Pump 71
  • Reading: Maths and English books
  • Playing: Wireway (DS)
  • Drinking: Water, cold and clear

deviantID

Hey there, guys. I go under many names, but the most common ones are Taurus, Jake or just simply J. I joined dA two years ago to keep track of some fav stuff posted on this amazing site, but after some weird twists of destiny I ended up artsing for myself (not very successfully, mind you, but it's fun).
Although I look like I bite (no, honestly, I do), I don't and you'll find me to be an enjoyable companion.
As you can see in my devID (made by ~TidalNight), I'm a MTG dork and a dork (games, comics, etc) in general as well, but I like it.

See ya on this site, people.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Germany
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: You want to know what now?
  • Print preference: HP O_o?
  • Interests: Games, Comics, stuffystuff... you know
  • Favourite movie: Thank You For Smoking
  • Favourite band or musician: Jeez, too many to count
  • Favourite genre of music: I can stand almost everything 'cept Techno
  • Favourite artist: Lar De Souza
  • Favourite poet or writer: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: dunno... some cheap Trekstor 512 thingy
  • Shell of choice: Handy family package of Red Shells
  • Favourite game: Beyond Good & Evil, LoZ: Twilight Princess, Earthbound
  • Favourite gaming platform: Any Nintendo platform, but mostly my cute DS
  • Favourite cartoon character: Death, Rayne Summers
  • Personal Quote: Ya, right ¬.¬
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils... a lot of pencils

Shoutbox

~Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
... "Woof"!...?
Mon May 25, 2009, 10:50 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
shout if you like bewbies 8D
Mon Apr 13, 2009, 2:38 PM
~Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
I wish I new German... I wish I new allot of languages :(.
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 3:02 PM
=Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
:lemon:
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:07 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
Chuck Norris kann diese orange übrigens mit seinen AUGENLIDERN!!!! auspressen
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:03 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
:orange: guten appetit ^^
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:02 PM
=Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
Diese Shoutboxen sin' für'n Arsch! In meiner fliegen die ganze Zeit unlustige Chuck Norris Witze rum oder die Leute schenken sich gegenseitig Orangen! :ohnoes:
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 12:19 AM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
OH SNAP!!!
Wed Mar 11, 2009, 7:37 AM
=Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
Wua-haha, ich shoute und du kannst nichts dagegen tun!
Tue Mar 10, 2009, 4:04 AM
=Hsi-Sama:iconHsi-Sama:
I shouted in your box and left!
Tue Feb 24, 2009, 10:18 AM

Comments


:iconthaylien:
Check it out, rare photo plus my new Portfolio has begun ^^ You're a beta-tester, are you going to give the new feature a test?

[link]

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"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:icontaurusj:
I'd definitely give it a try if I'd have something worth uploading, but SNAP, your page is prettyfied beyond words. Awesome!

--
I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
:iconthaylien:
Hmm... we'll just have to see what Fern goes and does with his before we judge how good mine is :floating:

Although I do have a couple of ideas... Thanks for taking a look ^^

--
"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:icontaurusj:
hrmm... I think he should rather take care of his own webpage before making a dA portfolio. It's lacking updates D8<
But I guess with the right poking he'll do one as well *gets the cattle prod*

--
I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
:iconthaylien:
Uh, the two of us are hardly ones to start prodding other people for updates, we're both as bad as he is :floating:

Then again, 'it takes one to know one' as they say, so maybe I'll go get that pointy stick, in case a good poking is needed ^^
FN!

--
"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:icondarkmoon01:
you welcome^^

--
"The ass is like the kisses, is only given to those who deserve!"
:iconthaylien:
Saw this and thought of you... seem familiar?

[link]

Just thought I'd rub that one in a bit >D

--
"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:icontaurusj:
T_T

friggin ninja stars...

--
I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
:iconthaylien:
I got them off Aegir. Now all I've got to do is get Thaylien's swords, I've already got a spear and a knife and a stick, I don't think you can get a long-bow though...

--
"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]

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