Are you friends with your boss
Guess the company's next loss
That is Murphy's law...
I don't want you to meet
Just guess who I will greet
That is Murphy's law...
In your free time it will rain
It's always faster on another lane
'Cause all that can, will go wrong
That is Murphy's law...
To find what you search
Is always too hard
That is Murphy's law...
Just paid the last rate
And the car breaks apart
That is Murphy's law...
Good friends come and go
But enemies will forever be around
Because everyone is bound
To Murphy's law...
On the road to you
Every traffic light switched to red
When I finally arrived
You said you wanted early to bed
I forgot the red rose
That I wanted to bring
And I knew you'd say no
The sec I showed you the ring
'Cause that demands Murphy's law...
Is she cute and hot for you
then she's probably a he
That is Murphy's law...
Before wedding sexy
afterwards fat for free
That is Murphy's law...
You wanted fun, she'll get pregnant
But when you're serious you better get in line
Because someone else got to shine
That is Murphy's law...
On the road to you
Every traffic light switched to red
When I finally arrived
You said you wanted early to bed
I forgot the red rose
That I wanted to bring
And I knew you'd say no
The sec I showed you the ring
'Cause that demands Murphy's law...
On the road to you
Every traffic light switched to red
On the road to you
I had the feeling this will end bad.
'Cause whatever can, will go wrong
Doesn't matter if you're smart, cool or strong
'Cause that demands Murphy's law
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Feeling unlucky? Your whole life sucks?... Well, you have someone to blame. Damn you, Murphy.
 Yeah, once again, this is not really a creation of my cute little useless brain, but a translation from the song "Murphy's Gesetz" created by the greatest German swing singer ever Roger Cicero. Once again, I tried to take the rhythm and "singability" into the English language, but alas, I suck, and I can't do it, but I tried my best and squeezed out everything I had. Yet, I hope the lyrics will make some people smile. Roger Cicero - Murphy's Gesetz Stehst du gut mit dem Chef, Ja dann wechselt der Chef. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Will ich dich hier nicht sehn, Ja dann rat mal, wen ich treff. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Wenn du frei hast, fällt der Regen. Die andere Schlange kommt stets zügiger voran, Denn es geht alles schief, was nur kann. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Wenn man irgendwas sucht, Ist es nie wo mans sucht. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Kurz nach der Garantie Geht der Motor zu Bruch. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Gute Freunde kommen und gehen, Doch die Feinde um mich rum sammeln sich an, Denn es geht alles schief, was nur kann. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Refrain: Auf dem Weg zu dir Sprangen alle Ampeln auf Rot. Und der einzig freie Parkplatz War im absoluten Halteverbot. Ich vergaß meine Blumen auf dem Weg zu dir rein, Ich nahm den Ring aus meiner Tasche Und ich wusste, du sagst nein, Denn so will es Murphys Gesetz... Ist sie schön, hat sie n' Freund. Ist er schön, meistens auch. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Vor der Hochzeit noch schlank, Danach wächst Po und Bauch. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Wenns nur Spaß war, wird sie schwanger Und wenn dus ernst meinst, ja dann stell dich hinten an. Da ist längst schon ein anderer dran. Das ist Murphys Gesetz... Refrain: Auf dem Weg zu dir... Auf dem Weg zu dir Sprangen alle Ampeln auf Rot. Auf dem Weg zu dir War ich mir sicher auch das geht nicht gut, Denn es geht alles schief, was nur kann Und da kommt auch kein Schwein gegen an, Denn so will es Murphys Gesetz... While I had some troubles at the end, I really had a good kick start. I guess it helps, when you're in a "dammit, why me?" - mood. Lyrics (c) Roger Cicero Translation (c) me? |
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