Urbanized...Just look up the answer to those questions in the Urban dictionary and post it here.
1) Your name? Janko
One word: -- God --
Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...
Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.
LAWL XDDDD Good start
2) Your age? 21
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years." So not true... you stoopid Americans : D That age is 16 here XD
The magic number in the game of Black Jack more like it
3) One of your friends? I take two of them: Fern and Nick
Fern:
Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!
Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder? Ooookay, so NOT surprising XDDD
Nick:
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis O_o DO NOT WANT
4) What should you be doing? Essay
a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.
I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.
Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.
TRUTH!!!!!!11
5) Favorite colour? Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly
6) Birthplace? Böblingen
NOT EVEN UD HEARD OF THIS MOTHEREFFING PLACE D8<
...
*makes a definition*
7) Month of your birth? April
The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.
huh, didn't know that
8) Last person you talked to? Martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis O_o I see a certain pattern here
9) One of your nicknames? Jake
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . Cuz you know it's the truth.
This is fun XD
Alarmed
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guten appetit ^^ 
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Devious Comments
Dominic
1) Most kick ass person that ever lived
2) Yo daddy
3) Playa
4) The one who WILL, slap the livin' **** outta you if you ever cross him
#1- Who's that smooth dude over there?
#2- that's just Dominic
#1- Why's that guy on the ground beside him? And why is his face all f'd up?
#2- he just questioned Dominic's authority
2) Your age?
23
The greatest number of all time.
Also the number of flavours Dr Pepper claims to be a blend of.
3) One of your friends? (You've already got yours here J)
Ben
One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
4) What should you be doing?
Art
Any attempt to define art is an attempt to destroy it. No laws can define it. No medium can contain it. Not old idea or imitation survives. Art creates its own laws, ones of revolution and change. Art bears witness time and time again to the rebirth of itself. Art translates the language of the human experience because ART IS.
the plethora of sensory creations created by man. that is art.
5) Favorite colour?
Blue
Material, used by a stand-up comedian, that is considered crude or obscene
Bill Cosby does not use "blue" material.
George Carlin uses a whole fucking lot of "blue" material
6) Birthplace?
England
England perform averagely on their own. United with the other nations of Britain. THEY ROCK!
7) Month of your birth?
July
A month where the hottest men are born. every man wishes to be born in July.
Wow that guy is so sexy. He must be born in July
8) Last person you talked to?
Zoe
an extremely attractive libra with a nice booty. she is very good at dancing, all types.
"Wow that Zoe really is a Zoe." (Actually, she's a Virgo...)
9) One of your nicknames?
Nick
Bag of weed costing $5. Short for "Nickel".
We had a dime last night, but we smoked it down to a nick.
^^ I'd do a journal, only the longer I leave that one up, the less e-mails I'm getting
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"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."
My portfolio: [link]
Also, apparently you'e god, so that's pretty cool.
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Naths Dorm Room: [link]
AAAAHAHAHAHA WHAAAAT?!?!
HAHAHA THE PENIS! OH GOD!
The part about Jake...it's actually true, YOU'RE SO ADORABLE ONE CAN'T HELP BUT LOVING YOU *facehump*
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4our-Calendar Cafe, the funniest webcomic in the interbuttz
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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
Nice one ^^
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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
Sabby-->
1. the best thing in the whole world
2. Absolutely NOTHING better
3. PIMP
That is the sabby-est thing I've ever seen
This concert is sabby
Noch Fragen?
Sabby ->
An attitude much like that of an erection... very stuck up and, if exposed to for more than a short period of time, highly unenjoyable.
oder warum hast du nicht deinen richtigen namen und nicht deinen spitznamen eingegeben? >XD
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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
Und zu Frage zwei:
"Sabrina" ist nichts weiter als 'ne Aneinanderreihung von Buchstaben auf meinem Ausweis. Ich bin Sabby und werd auch nie wer anderes sein
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