Yoinked from =Almosee for laughs and time killing...

Just look up the answer to those questions in the Urban dictionary and post it here.

1) Your name? Janko
One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...
Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

_{LAWL XDDDD Good start}

2) Your age? 21
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years." _{So not true... you stoopid Americans : D That age is 16 here XD}

The magic number in the game of Black Jack _{more like it}

3) One of your friends? I take two of them: Fern and Nick
Fern:
Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!
Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder? _{Ooookay, so NOT surprising XDDD}

Nick:
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis _{O_o DO NOT WANT}

4) What should you be doing? Essay
a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.
_{TRUTH!!!!!!11}

5) Favorite colour? Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly

6) Birthplace? Böblingen
NOT EVEN UD HEARD OF THIS MOTHEREFFING PLACE D8<
...
*makes a definition*


7) Month of your birth? April
The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.
_{huh, didn't know that}


8) Last person you talked to? Martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis _{O_o I see a certain pattern here}

9) One of your nicknames? Jake
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . <sub>Cuz you know it's the truth.

This is fun XD</sub>