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Free sketches + journal feature thingy...

Tue Apr 7, 2009, 6:42 AM
Apparently, I'm too much of a lazy faggot to even draw on my free time without having someone's foot up my ass to make me do something.
To stop this procrastination (hopefully), I'm doing another round of my FABULOUS </delusions of grandeur> FREE SKETCHES. however, to get one, you need to do two things... give me a decent description of what you want (don't put too much faith into my "skills", tho) and give me a gallery to skim through and feature here in my jurnel. It can be your own, if it can survive my critical eye (it probably can, just bloating myself up).

So, people, GO GO GO GO GO GO

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  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: Body Pump 69
  • Reading: Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
  • Playing: Rhythm Heaven (DS)
  • Drinking: Water, cold and clear

Devious Comments

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:icontaurusj:
also, wenn du was lustiges gezeichnet haben willst, ist das kein problem. Ich sortier nicht aus, wer schon mal hatte und wer nicht. ^^
und die galleries da sind mal echt der hammer... sehr cool 8D

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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
:iconthaylien:
Whaaaaaaa-aat?

He-Man? The Manliest of men? Powered by pure Menergy? He even has a massive phallic-shaped sword and rides a bloody Tiger! I mean... how manly do you need to be?

His sister is hot, he battles a man who's half skeleton, he lives in a castle shaped like a skull and he regularly beats up half-men-half-animal bad guys. To be more masculine he'd have to... to... he'd actually have to *be* a giant penis to be more manly.

I'm sorry, but I think they live in a world where men are men and women are women, and nobody is even vaguely curious.

(Stop messing with my childhood heroes! Meanie!)

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"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:icontaurusj:
a giant, walking-talking penis?... that... would've been disturbingly awesome...
and messing with other people's heads is just fun XD

but I still think he's gay. Waving, long and blonde hair, a ridiculous amount of muscle because of non-stop working out in a highly dubious fitness studio, a leather speedo with fur and some weird high boots, really don't scream manly, if you ask me. Especially that hot-sister-argument can't be a valid defense... I can already see them exchanging clothing tips >:C
and the sword? it SCREAMS overcompensation for something...

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I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds
:iconslayer-1412:
hmm, let's see if I still remmember.... *rummages inside head to find band idea* here it is! :D

Owen and Tom are security guards, Raymond is the guy who carries the heavy stuff around, Shai plays bass, Mo plays drums, Luke is the manager, Steven and Leni play guitar, Nick sings (only vocalist) and Riven is the assistant manager :D

that's a lotta things ^^; good luck!

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\V/
(0) ASIAN PRIDE!!!

Think your life sucks? A man was nailed through his hands and feet onto a tree. Before that he was whipped and wore a crown of thorns. He committed no crime, but his blood was used to pay for our sins. His name was Jesus Christ.
:iconthaylien:
It was just... what... It was just what people wore! Back then they had the BeeGees too y'know!!

[Sob]

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"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:iconthaylien:
NOOOOOO!!!! [Flees]

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"So he... wait, what the heck are you doing?"
"Spog."
"S-wha?"
"New word for belly-button fluff; Spog"
"Wow... raping the English language again I see. Genius. I knew I kept you around for a reason."

My portfolio: [link]
:iconantecanis:
Ich bin nicht lustig :( Bin ein Kind von Traurigkeit.

Na, aber hallo!
:icontaurusj:
D8 Nicht traurig sein

--
I know that we are worlds apart
so all I can offer to you are words
honest ones, words from my heart
to close the gap between our worlds

Journal History

Shoutboard

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SUMMER HEAT!!! 

33%
4 deviants said STFU AND GIMME SOME ICE CREAM!!!
17%
2 deviants said YAY!!!
17%
2 deviants said NAY!!!
17%
2 deviants said BRB, TANNING!!!
17%
2 deviants said ZOMG ALL CAPS!!! (with extra exclamation marks)

Shoutbox

*Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
... "Woof"!...?
Mon May 25, 2009, 10:50 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
shout if you like bewbies 8D
Mon Apr 13, 2009, 2:38 PM
*Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
I wish I new German... I wish I new allot of languages :(.
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 3:02 PM
*Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
:lemon:
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:07 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
Chuck Norris kann diese orange übrigens mit seinen AUGENLIDERN!!!! auspressen
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:03 PM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
:orange: guten appetit ^^
Tue Mar 17, 2009, 12:02 PM
*Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
Diese Shoutboxen sin' für'n Arsch! In meiner fliegen die ganze Zeit unlustige Chuck Norris Witze rum oder die Leute schenken sich gegenseitig Orangen! :ohnoes:
Thu Mar 12, 2009, 12:19 AM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
OH SNAP!!!
Wed Mar 11, 2009, 7:37 AM
*Antecanis:iconAntecanis:
Wua-haha, ich shoute und du kannst nichts dagegen tun!
Tue Mar 10, 2009, 4:04 AM
=Hsi-Sama:iconHsi-Sama:
I shouted in your box and left!
Tue Feb 24, 2009, 10:18 AM
*Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
Heck ya :).
Sat Feb 7, 2009, 7:40 AM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
awesome, innit?
Sat Feb 7, 2009, 7:21 AM
*Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
Hehe ^^! Didn't know you could make it appear on the front page :)!
Tue Feb 3, 2009, 7:46 AM
=TaurusJ:iconTaurusJ:
lol, frontpage shoutbox... I approve 8D
Wed Jan 21, 2009, 4:47 AM
*Kins-Wolf:iconKins-Wolf:
And over in America we soon have the great Turckey hunting day :evillaugh:!
Wed Nov 19, 2008, 1:37 PM

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