Why is it already April 20th, dammit?!

I DID NOT APPROVE OF THIS D8<
Anyway, I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait a bit longer for yer sketches because I have so much to do that I'm this close to losing my head... literally.
The new semester started today and I have loads of awesome classes in literature, but that also means loads of homework. Also, the requirements for politics in literature will probably kill me (6k word essay?! oh come ON)

Also, OH SHIT, I'm getting older soon :C

WHO THE HELL IS PASSING THIS SHIT WITHOUT MY APPROVAL!?!?!?!?!?!
Anyway, gotta run, have stuff to read and equations to solve already @_@
No rest for the wicked I guess DX

Free sketches:
1. =Kins-Wolf will get something decent, I promise XD
2. =Thaylien wants a pic of his character Thaylien... uh-oh :/
3. ~Slayer-1412 wants a band picture of his character family... jeez, these were some diligent parents O_o
4. =Penril gets a Hazel... Betch, I bet you'll love it XD
5. ^Helewidis wants Spartan me on a holiday (now don't I wish)
6. ~Farkas64 wants one of her characters.
7. ~classic-ice wants Hinata... well... ... kay...
8. GIMME SHIT TO DO
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10. GIMME SHIT TO DO

Upcoming features:
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7. now ain't you a sneaky one... okay, I'll let it pass this one time XD
8. Still waiting for input
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10. Still waiting for input

To get a free sketch just post on this journal and give me a gallery (other than your own) to feature. Just keep my limited abilities in mind. Also, as it became some sort of tradition, I'll colour one of the sketches for shizzngeeggles. Which one? No clue, it's random. Depending on which one I find a liking in. ^^

Heads up, people, time is short, life's a bitch, the last thing you need is to run into a lamp post

So, despite saying I'd work on the free sketches I decided to take the Easter weekend off and took a GRAND JOURNEY TO... well, it was only Basel to meet some of my fellow deviants, namely , , and , for a weekend full of epic, laughter, drinks, evil (and with evil I mean evil) chili, a distinct lack of meat (sorta) and more epic. Basel, Switzerland is a wonderful city and I can't wait until we meet again 8D

this journal is going to be long enough, so I'll spare you with the juicy details and I'll come down to the nitty-gritty.


Free sketches:
1. =Kins-Wolf Seriously, if you can't decide what you want, I will XDDDD Be prepared >8D (but I still need a gallery you want me to feature from you)
2. =Thaylien wants a pic of his character Thaylien... uh-oh :/
3. ~Slayer-1412 wants a band picture of his character family... jeez, these were some diligent parents O_o
4. =Penril gets a Hazel... Betch, I bet you'll love it XD
5. GIMME SHIT TO DO
6. GIMME SHIT TO DO
7. GIMME SHIT TO DO
8. GIMME SHIT TO DO
9. GIMME SHIT TO DO
10. GIMME SHIT TO DO

To get one of these you just need to tell me what you want to have drawn, and give me one gallery to skim though and feature here in my journal. easy enough, innit?

Upcoming features:
1. Still waiting for input
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3. yoinked by =Antecanis
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5. Still waiting for input
6. Still waiting for input
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10. Still waiting for input


See ya later, guys.

Apparently, I'm too much of a lazy faggot to even draw on my free time without having someone's foot up my ass to make me do something.
To stop this procrastination (hopefully), I'm doing another round of my FABULOUS </delusions of grandeur> FREE SKETCHES. however, to get one, you need to do two things... give me a decent description of what you want (don't put too much faith into my "skills", tho) and give me a gallery to skim through and feature here in my jurnel. It can be your own, if it can survive my critical eye (it probably can, just bloating myself up).

So, people, GO GO GO GO GO GO

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Features:
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That's it?
Question marks in front of your username... and ONLY if your beta-tester?
No faked site break down (you could use that perfectly as free day, people, don't you realize that?), no weird faked ads, not even the icons changed???

No mudkips?
I WANT MY GAWDDAMN MUDKIPS, FUCK >____<

Seriously, just because the bitching a year ago, which proved that the majority laks both a good sense of humour AND common sense... >:C

well, I guess, I should be happy with my new ?
at least, all of the staff got a ! which is apparently the biggest wish of most of the users here :/

Happy Fool's Day, people
I'm going to hump some mudkips. :C

Yoinked from =Almosee for laughs and time killing...

Just look up the answer to those questions in the Urban dictionary and post it here.

1) Your name? Janko
One word: -- God --

Also called the almighty, the greatest, the holy, ...
Praise him, make sacrifices, worship him cause he's Janko.

_{LAWL XDDDD Good start}

2) Your age? 21
The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years." _{So not true... you stoopid Americans : D That age is 16 here XD}

The magic number in the game of Black Jack _{more like it}

3) One of your friends? I take two of them: Fern and Nick
Fern:
Dirty, redneck, rabbit-like SEX in the woods!
Are Dewane and Jennifer fernin' over yonder? _{Ooookay, so NOT surprising XDDD}

Nick:
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis _{O_o DO NOT WANT}

4) What should you be doing? Essay
a waste of time that MLA and APA supporters believe is not colossal enough in its time-wasting ability. used by professors whose sole dream it is to stop students from slacking off for the weekend. goes well with coffee.

I can't believe Mr. Smith just gave us that huge fucking essay! He's out of his mind.

Jimmy, you can't go to the senior prom until you finish writing that essay.
_{TRUTH!!!!!!11}

5) Favorite colour? Green
1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.

1. 15 Zero, Bitch. Get your green ass off my server.
2. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Green, No Service
3. Let's hit that Green Amnesia Shit
4.Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
Throws Ruby up against a wall
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.
5. Green Cars are Fugly

6) Birthplace? Böblingen
NOT EVEN UD HEARD OF THIS MOTHEREFFING PLACE D8<
...
*makes a definition*


7) Month of your birth? April
The 4th month of the year. In which National Marajuana Day is celebrated on the 20th. Is Avril in French.
_{huh, didn't know that}


8) Last person you talked to? Martin
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis _{O_o I see a certain pattern here}

9) One of your nicknames? Jake
an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love . <sub>Cuz you know it's the truth.

This is fun XD</sub>